RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

Comments

[unconchonable]

[Eridan does not have time to be wasting on only getting one item, if it's possible to score more points in getting many, then he will get all that is required! He is determined, after all! But for now, he only has the mushrooms.]

Here's your shitty fuckin' mushrooms for your weird as shit dish. I'll be comin' back shortly with the rest a your awful ingredients.

[thalassino]

[Wow, offensive!]

It is not shit! YOU are shit!

[Enjoy having some batter thrown at your back on the way out, Eridan.]

[unconchonable]

[He narrowly moves outta the way! But now he's huffing and his fins are flaring.]

What the FUCK is the matter with you!? Is that any way to thank a guy for gettin' you your ingredients? I wasn't sayin' they were shit, it's a fuckin' figure of speech.

[No it isn't Eridan.]

So calm the fuck down before I turn you into my own personal mop. You should be thankin' me, not tossin' your worthless batter at my head.

[thalassino]

[Worthless? WORTHLESS?!]

I will show you who is worthless!

[He's running back into the kitchen to cook now. It'll be a goddamn masterpiece and he'll shove it down Eridan's THROAT.]