Accompanied by their new companion, the Wasted Witch, they continued their journey along the yellow brick path. On and on they walked, until they passed by a gigantic bean stalk that grew up, up, all the way into the sky. As they stopped to marvel at it, a voice shouted "Look out below!" Then, an enormous man fell down from the heavens and landed behind them with a deafening crash. It was a giant and if he wasn't dead before, he sure as hell was now.
Dumbstruck, the three turned to stare at the dead giant and a boy came swinging down from the beanstalk. He was awesome as hell, but did not gloat about it and instead gave them all a stoic, deadpan stare. "Are you the one who slayed that bigass giant?" asked the Pied Strider. The boy nodded and replied: "I am. I climbed the beanstalk to its castle in the clouds and killed it with one great blow. It's all in a day's work for a knight." The Wasted Witch gave an impressed "oooh" and Lil Cal Riding Hood let out a low whistle.
"You'd best be on your way," said the young Knight, "when the sun goes down, this forest becomes twice as dangerous." But the Pied Strider shook his head. The trio still had a long journey ahead of them and they were unsure they could find the Huntsman before nightfall. The young Knight's eyes widened behind his dorky shades. He'd heard of the Huntsman before. Tales of his radical dance parties had spread across the land far and wide, but the Huntsman would only allow close friends to enter. Lil Cal Riding Hood ensured the young Knight that he was on good terms with the Huntsman and they'd surely be allowed to see him. Swinging his broadsword over his shoulder, the Knight decided that he should accompany the trio to the Huntsman's home.
And so, our trio became a foursome and together they set out on the yellow brick path once again. Little did they realize, danger was on the horizon. You see, the evil leader of the wolf pack had caught wind of the fact that our heroes were seeking the Huntsman's help to get rid of 'm all, so he'd begun to concoct a plan of his own. All he had to do was reach the Huntsman before they did. Then, nobody'd be able to stop them and his wolves'd be free to be douchebags all over the land.
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Accompanied by their new companion, the Wasted Witch, they continued their journey along the yellow brick path. On and on they walked, until they passed by a gigantic bean stalk that grew up, up, all the way into the sky. As they stopped to marvel at it, a voice shouted "Look out below!" Then, an enormous man fell down from the heavens and landed behind them with a deafening crash. It was a giant and if he wasn't dead before, he sure as hell was now.
Dumbstruck, the three turned to stare at the dead giant and a boy came swinging down from the beanstalk. He was awesome as hell, but did not gloat about it and instead gave them all a stoic, deadpan stare. "Are you the one who slayed that bigass giant?" asked the Pied Strider. The boy nodded and replied: "I am. I climbed the beanstalk to its castle in the clouds and killed it with one great blow. It's all in a day's work for a knight." The Wasted Witch gave an impressed "oooh" and Lil Cal Riding Hood let out a low whistle.
"You'd best be on your way," said the young Knight, "when the sun goes down, this forest becomes twice as dangerous." But the Pied Strider shook his head. The trio still had a long journey ahead of them and they were unsure they could find the Huntsman before nightfall. The young Knight's eyes widened behind his dorky shades. He'd heard of the Huntsman before. Tales of his radical dance parties had spread across the land far and wide, but the Huntsman would only allow close friends to enter. Lil Cal Riding Hood ensured the young Knight that he was on good terms with the Huntsman and they'd surely be allowed to see him. Swinging his broadsword over his shoulder, the Knight decided that he should accompany the trio to the Huntsman's home.
And so, our trio became a foursome and together they set out on the yellow brick path once again. Little did they realize, danger was on the horizon. You see, the evil leader of the wolf pack had caught wind of the fact that our heroes were seeking the Huntsman's help to get rid of 'm all, so he'd begun to concoct a plan of his own. All he had to do was reach the Huntsman before they did. Then, nobody'd be able to stop them and his wolves'd be free to be douchebags all over the land.