RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

Comments

[unconchonable]

[He narrowly moves outta the way! But now he's huffing and his fins are flaring.]

What the FUCK is the matter with you!? Is that any way to thank a guy for gettin' you your ingredients? I wasn't sayin' they were shit, it's a fuckin' figure of speech.

[No it isn't Eridan.]

So calm the fuck down before I turn you into my own personal mop. You should be thankin' me, not tossin' your worthless batter at my head.

[aim_exorable]

You know, if you took down this wall and stopped harassing your sister, I could possibly tell you. I'm an engineer, I'm quite certain I could figure it out.

[seablaze]

[Giving a smile back. She lightly reminded Faris of Lenna.]

That would be quite lovely of ya, lass.

[Potions are always a good thing.]

[stridercentric]

[It's too bad the quest description made no mention of keeping the little boy happy and fed, or Bro'd be going to wake the mom for pizza bread right along with the kid. Alas, it was about giving the mom some much needed rest, which means pizza bread is a no-go.]

Nice try kid, but you're not allowed to eat pizza bread this late in the evening. You already had dinner and everything. Just sit down and listen to the rest of the story.

Re: Girl in the Park

[seablaze]

[Who knew throwing a shield would actually work. Faris was worn out from this endeavor. Giving a wave to the girl before approaching with the roots.]

Here you go. Maybe they should let the herd of chocobos out again to eat up the grass, huh? [If they would. If you make potions from it then it's likely bitter.]

Should be the last set.

[seablaze]

[On Tuesday]
Bummer that you lost. Did you enjoy at least?

[On Wednesday]
Collected some slime for the Head Nurse. Have an opinion on her or do you prefer to keep neutral about people?

[On Thursday]
The muffins from breakfast were good. I might have to swipe a few extra tomorrow.


[On Friday]
[There was a fish shaped fish bowl left with the note.]
Thanks for putting up with me.

[thalassino]

This isn't fair! I don't want man tits to be the first tits I touch!

Aww, gross...

[Craning their necks backward as much as they possibly can, the boys set to milking Arty. Please don't squirt them in the face or kick them, Arty.]

[thalassino]

[Only magical RPG npcs can take suggestions and fill them the next day. For the last few days of the curse, Feferi's room will have a small jacuzzi instead of the usual tub and three choices of bubble bath: Merryberry Mana, Strawberry Stamina, and Huckleberry HP. Everyone loves increased regeneration!]

[thalassino]

["Take care of Fluffy for us!"

Having heard about what happened on the island, they leave Sola 3 antidotes.]

[thalassino]

[They have no opinion they want to voice on the Head Nurse. In fact, mentioning her makes them not answer their notes. Hmm...

On the last day, though, Faris gets a "can't make up your mind" potion pack!]

[thalassino]

[Uhh, wow, they don't want LARPers in their inn. The next day, all the curtains are pulled and the walls seem brighter.]

[thalassino]

[This finface is as irritating as the last one. The librarian heads for the roof access.]

Please tell me YOU at least won't be trying to fight them off with instruments.

[thalassino]

[Worthless? WORTHLESS?!]

I will show you who is worthless!

[He's running back into the kitchen to cook now. It'll be a goddamn masterpiece and he'll shove it down Eridan's THROAT.]

[thalassino]

[She'll cover him with a little blanket. He might be a genocidal maniac, but he still deserves to rest easy!]

[thalassino]

But I don't know your name... wouldn't it be rude to say "hey, you"?

[She makes him one mp potion regardless.]

[thalassino]

[Faris has received one free HP potion!]

[thalassino]

I don't think this kind of grass is good for chocobos. You look worn out today! Maybe a stamina potion would do you some good?

[thalassino]

It sure is a waste of my time. But guess what? As long as this is going on, I can't do anything else. My only job is to sit here and teach you nitwits all day long. So I've got time. Try asking me nicely.

[thalassino]

[It's not Axel's fault, but he's reaching the end of his rope here. Still, he does say please, so that gets the man to relax a little.]

That's better. Alright, then. Have you ever noticed that sometimes when you're in a real pinch, you can do things that you couldn't before?

[thalassino]

Sure. Just head back outside and climb through the window with the jar underneath it.

[They couldn't both have a door, okay?]

[thalassino]

What? Wait, no!

[He's jumping up to try and defend the wall. The sister looks pretty eager, though.]

[thalassino]

Really? Would you help me make boxes for my treasures?

You better help him clean them up too, or I'm not gonna let you take this wall down!

[Boy one has priorities. Arty should understand.]

[thalassino]

What kind of story?

[He sits back down, listening. This one better not be a lame girl's story!]

[thalassino]

[He's clearly not lacking for energy, anyway. A little hunger might make him calm down a bit. The boy sighs dramatically and hugs his knees, waiting for the rest of the story.]

[thalassino]

[Pretty lady... the boy looks up at Tifa and nods, sitting down quietly for the moment. If her story isn't entertaining he'll be back up quickly, but for now he's good.]