[It won't exactly be all he's got, seeing as he can't flashstep. His act is so much more impressive when he can pretty much make it all about Cal. Now he's going to have to take a more conventional ventriloquist approach and actually stay in sight.

Then again, it's not that conventional. He can't resist throwing in a rap. The initial beatboxing comes from his own mouth, but then he switches to Cal for the lyrics.]

Yo yo yo!
Lil Cal represent!
If you want your time well spent,
The carnival's the main event!
We got acrobats, jugglers and clowns!
You won't find any frowns!
Elephants, tigers, lots of balloons,
All movin' to the hippest tunes!
If you're lookin' for fun,
One hundred ten percent,
Just head on down
To the big red tent!

[One final scratch of a non-existent record aaand... done.]