RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

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[thalassino]

[And suddenly Gamzee would find that the sister is hitting him. It's one thing if he says those bad words in front of her, she knows better than to use them. He can't say them around her brothers!]

Don't use bad words!

[The brother giggles behind his hands.]

You're in troooouuuuble!

[420]

Aww, sorry, lil' sis.

[Gosh, some people get so fussy about these words, man. Just gotta chill more. They are just words!]

So, where's your bro at?

[thalassino]

He's on his OWN side, with all his mess!

[There's a kick against the wall from the other side at that. Rude, brother! Rude!]

This nice... umm... this nice adventurer brought you a magic potion! Do you want to try it?

[420]

[Gamzee gives a nod.]

Yeah, come check it. Most bitchtits elixir what be. Come check it, just for you and your bro. For getting you to be better bros again.

[thalassino]

[Whack! Bitchtits is bad too! The boy starts laughing at that. The other brother tries to peek through a small crack in the wall to see what's so funny.]

What? What is it?

[420]

[What! Nothing bad about bitchtits! Can you explain what is bad about tits cause no you can't cause tits are awesome.

He doesn't really seem very upset with the whacking. Hey, he's getting laughter. Laughter is always good.]

Just some brother getting broadsided schoolfed over here. You the other bro?

[thalassino]

Uhh, yeah, I guess.

[Gamzee's such a spectacle that the brothers have momentarily forgotten their quarrel. Now that they can see each other a bit, the first brother catches the gaze of the second and nods his head down towards Gamzee's codpiece. Giggling ensues.]

[420]

Dudes, check this.

[Completely unabashed, Gamzee reaches down to give that codpiece a good squeeze and it lets out a loud HOOOOONK.]

[thalassino]

[Their sister is a little horrified at that and gives Gamzee another smack, turning red. Don't TOUCH it, Gamzee! The brothers just start laughing harder though. Hahaha, he touched his wiener and it honked!]

[420]

[Gamzee laughs at the smack. Sorry, man. He's robust. You'll have to do worst than that to get him to stop.

His attention though is soon diverted to the laughing pair of boys.]

Man, a motherfu-- brother comes here expecting to be laying ganderbulb on a pair of bros with the harshest of rude-nasties between each other, but seems all like to me like you bros got plenty of mirth between you. Makes a dude get his wonder on at what had got you all salty at first, if you can dig that?

[thalassino]

He always leaves messes on my side of the room.

I do not! You just steal my things!

[Whoops, now they're fighting again. Looks like they remembered what they were upset about!]

[420]

[Woah.

Randomly, Gamzee picks one of the brothers, turning to him.]

What kinda stuff does your bro get to grabbing off you?

[thalassino]

All the good legos, and then I can't build anything.

Well don't leave them in piles all over if you don't want me to use them! Who leaves stuff in piles, anyway?!

If everything is in a pile you can see all your stuff easy!

[Fundamental organizational differences, here. The poor boys might actually need their own room, but they'll have to learn to share for now.]

[420]

[Being a troll, Gamzee can't help but agree that piles are great, yes. Just one thing...]

What's a lego?

[thalassino]

[He gets a torrent of information from both boys at that, one that's basically impossible to follow. Finally, they agree to take down one half of the wall so Gamzee can see the legos.

Rainbow colored building blocks of MAGIC.]

[420]

[Yeah, he can't follow that information at all, but once they break down the wall and he lays eyes on those things? He is getting in closer so he can give it a proper look. Just

Look at all those blocks.

Those colours.

It is beautiful.]

Holy fuck, bros, this shit's tight. What do you do with it?

[He has completely forgotten about the do not swear thing in the face of such beauty.]

[thalassino]

You build stuff!

Yeah, you can build all kinds of stuff with legos. Hey, let's build him a bridge! He looks kind of like a troll, trolls like bridges, right?

Oh, yeah, they do!

[Both boys set to work building a bridge over the half-wall. At least they're cooperating again! As with most things built out of legos, this bridge is a multi-colored monstrosity.]

[420]

[You mean a multi-coloured miracle, don't you? Cause that thing is gorgeous is what it is. And Gamzee doesn't understand what is this thing about trolls and bridges (that is Karkat's rant) but he likes this bridge so it is probably true.]

Room for a bro to help out?

[thalassino]

[There's not really room for him to help with the wall in the way, but the boys do want him to be able to play too... after a quick little interlude, they've cleared away the wall so Gamzee can sit in the middle with his faygo and his codpiece.

Conflict solved by honking his codpiece. Gamzee should get a gold star.]

[420]

[He will put the gold star right on his codpiece, thank you.]