RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

Comments

[thalassino]

This isn't fair! That nurse didn't say anything about milking a muscle-thing, she just said we had to mess up this store front until the curse was over!

Yeah, man, cut us a break! Would YOU tell her no?

[...well, would he tell her no?]

[aim_exorable]

[It is a good point. Darkleer rubs his chin thoughtfully.]

...Depending on how much misery my life is full of, possibly. Regardless, you still have to milk Arty. He's very stressed after cleaning up all your messes.

[thalassino]

This isn't fair! I don't want man tits to be the first tits I touch!

Aww, gross...

[Craning their necks backward as much as they possibly can, the boys set to milking Arty. Please don't squirt them in the face or kick them, Arty.]

[aim_exorable]

They aren't "tits". It is an udder, thank you very much.

[Arty doesn't much seem to care to make the correction himself, just sighing with relief as he's milked. Don't worry, boys, the only person who can direct a squirt to themselves is you. He'll hold back on the kicking.]

[Darkleer just reads a book as he waits, and only looks up when Arty finally gives a slight tapping of his hooves. All the bottles have been filled. It is a good day for Zahhaks.]

[Not for the kids, but hey.]

He seems to be happy now. [Darkleer unlocks the door to the trap and holds it open for everyone inside.] You are free to go. This punishment will be put into effect again if we catch wind of you causing trouble.

[thalassino]

Okay man, just let us go home!

[They might swear up and down now that they won't do this again tomorrow, but the Head Nurse is a scary lady. Hopefully Darkleer understands.]

[aim_exorable]

[At least he tried. And he has more jugs of milk!]

You're free to go. [A click, and the cage rises.]