RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

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[makainoou]

[Laharl folds his arms.]

Demons don't ask nicely.

[thalassino]

Then I guess demons don't get nice things, do they?

[She'll just be reaching out to ruffle his hair up. Eat it, shorty.]

[makainoou]

[He knocks her hand away with his staff. Just because he's got nothing in offense doesn't mean he has to put up with that!]

Nice things aren't normally what we're after.

[thalassino]

[Aww, how cute. She's not gonna teach him if he's an ass. No one can -

Wait, that's her communicator. She picks it up, and on the other end there's a saccharine female voice scolding her about doing her "job".]

....

[Looks like she's hanging up. She stares down at Laharl, honestly looking rather like a demon herself. If she didn't have to teach this kid his stupid skill, she'd be teaching him another sort of lesson!

Thankfully, how she imparts her knowledge is up to her.]

All right, kid. It's your lucky day. Hope you like learning by osmosis.

[She takes out a heavy looking book and promptly aims to smack him over the head with it. Provided he doesn't dodge, he'll learn the Faith skill.]

[makainoou]

[Laharl isn't the biggest on dodging. Tanks don't need to dodge. The book thwacks him squarely on the head.]

Ow! What the heck do you think you're--

[Oh. Well then.]

Hmph. I guess we're finished here.

[...but maybe she would make a good vassal. He'll have to try to find her later and properly intimidate her.]

[thalassino]

Try saying please next time and I might teach you without hitting you.

[She won't be anyone's vassal, but he's welcome to give it a shot!]