RPG event - Quest NPC Contact

[thalassino]

◣ Quest NPC Contact ◢

Below is a place to thread out quick little conversations with the NPCs that aren't worth an entire log. Vatheon's staple NPCs will have postings here, and all the other new quest NPCs will simply be listed under the "Quest NPCs" comment header. Please put in the subject line which quest you're talking with an NPC about!

Comments

[thalassino]

Death the Kid's party is going to embark on this quest. Would you like to possibly combine parties?

[seablaze]

Oh. I feel like a failure. I'll go ask the others if they want to then. Thank you.

Re: Baker

[mysterious_groper]

Well, get to baking! I'll have this done up like a whippersnapper in no time!

*As usual, she totally mangled the key phrase there...*

[aim_exorable]

[...Alright not the strangest thing he's seen. Aware of Arty raising a hand to his chin curiously, Darkleer just nods.]

Yes.

[thalassino]

There aren't any aisles in my house, lady. But if you're offering to clean, have at it.

[Pascal. Cleaning. Who would have thought?]

[seablaze]

Their party might be too large to add anyone else. Sorry about that.

[soldierofloveandbeauty]

Minako Aino, future star in the making here, ready to help you in anyway.

[By telling the best story ever of course.]

Don't worry about a thing, I'm sure I can handle it.

[paladaddy]

[He nods at her.]

I hear you know a skill that you're willing to teach other warriors.

[symmetrophile]

[Compliments will get you everywhere, sir. If time is just part of nature, and mages must bend nature to suit their needs:]

Bend time? If it were possible to, I'm sure it would make numerous things more convenient.

[Like those aggravatingly long casting times, for a guy accustomed to firing a pair of handguns to immediate effect.]

But how is it done?

[oceanbreasts]

Uh--

[ You little mother fu-- okay no shh she can do this. It goes pretty well in hand with her voidy powers, really! And maybe it'll make things a little easier for her when things back to normal, if she can just figure it out...

Okay no time for thinking, the manager does not look happy. Roxy closes her eyes, crosses her fingers, and-- HAH! Yes! Oh look at that confused look on that man's face. Time to just slip her sweet little ass out of there. ]

[findsrisks]

[This event is so full of RPG cliches that it burns, but Nanaki is willing to suck it up and go with it if she'll be more effective of a magic-user.]

Hello, are you the guy from the quest board? About the magic-stuff?

[onebecametwo]

[ So this whole quest thing RPG thing sounded pretty awesome. And he wanted to rack up as many points as he possibly could. Which is why he almost looked over THIS quest. No points? Pffft, no point to it then.

Buuuut... it was easy. Just talk to some chick, right? And then you get some skill. And more skills means quests are easier or some shit. Either way it couldn't hurt. He could spare a few minutes. Hell maybe it was some crazy awesome death ray beam! He'd be insane not to jump all over that. ]

Hey! I'm looking for The Chick in White. That's you, right?

[ She was wearing white! Then again there were a bunch of white wearing people around. But she had that sort of blatant 'I AM A QUEST NPC' look about her. ]

Note

[onebecametwo]

Your bed is way more comfortable then a park bench. Also the view from the window is fucking swell!

~Devit

☺

[terribubbly]

[ Feferi is on the hunt, all the easy quests must be completed--!

So of course, the role-specific quest is high on the list. She'll just bounce her way on over. ]

Glub glub glub, there you are. You're in white and robes and a lady, so teach me all the exciting stuff!

[mysterious_groper]

I've heard, in fact, that you're able to turn entirely invisible for a short period of time in a pinch.

So I'm just wondering if you'd be willing to teach a girl, yanno?

Walls Between Us quest

[onebecametwo]

[ Well... this quest isn't necessarily as explodey as he would have liked. But fuck. Family bonds are important! So here is. He is gonna fix this shit. ]

Hey lady? Bring the brats out. I'm gonna talk to 'em.

[aim_exorable]

[Darkleer just really she doesn't say anything about his outfit... Sob. He's left Arty a small ways away, however.]

Excuse me, Miss, I heard you needed some... assistance with your young one.

[thalassino]

[Well, he's sort of happy about that. Sort of. A park bench is not high standards. Still, Devit gets his points!]

[thalassino]

[Like a what? Oh, well. The baker salutes Pascal and heads in to start work on his new line of pet cookies while she cleans up.]

[thalassino]

[It's true, she does. It's almost like there's an icon floating above her head...

She turns to Devit with a long-suffering sigh. Who is this kid? Do they let anyone into the clergy nowadays?]

If you're looking for the cleric skill master, then yes. If you're looking for something else, don't waste my time.

[thalassino]

[Wow, look, a bubbly female cleric! She'll be crushed by the weight of her own party's stupidity in no time, undoubtedly.]

Please. Do you really think that's an appropriate way to ask someone for help? Don't just demand it!

[thalassino]

You've come to the right place. Our class is unique in that we need our partners to function. Today, you'll be placing your trust in your partner completely.

[The scruffy man holds out a blindfold to Darkleer. Try to not get too excited.]

[thalassino]

[She flexes at Shiro, giving off an odd sort of sparkling.]

I'm not teaching you so much as reminding you just how AMAZING your own body is. Tell me about the closest fight you've ever been in, warrior.

[onebecametwo]

Yeah gorgeous, you're exactly the skill master I'm looking for.

[ ...Can't help to try and butter her up a LITTLE, right? ]

I hear you're the expert, so lay some wisdom on me!

[thalassino]

Might sound cheesy, but you're going to have to look inside yourself to learn that one.

[He tosses her a pair of dice.]

Here you go.

[Strange, they're weighted... wait, where did the man go? He vanished! And now the casino manager is advancing on Pascal. He looks really mad. If she's desperate enough, she'll find that via the magic of rpg mechanics she now knows how to become perfectly invisible.]